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RUNable is meant for motivational purposes only. Any resemblance to actual runners, living or dead is not surprising, as most runners share common traits, quirks, and characteristics. All running is void where prohibited. Some further assembly required. We can assure you that some further accessories are required. Runners freaking love accessories. Batteries not included. Runners may settle during shipping. Use only as directed. No other running information expressed or implied. Do not run while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Running does not represent an offer to sell securities. Apply running gear only to affected area. Running may be too intense for some viewers. RUNable is for recreational use only. All fonts used on this site are over 18 years of age. If running persists, consult your physician. Running freshest if eaten before date on carton. Runs are subject to change without notice. Times approximate Hair styles are also subject to change without notice. Other hairstyles may change with a great deal of notice. Simulated picture. Please remain running until the runner has come to a complete stop. Posting Runs on social media constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road running only. Also for on road running. But absolutely NOT for treadmill running. Have some dignity. Runs may, in time, fade. Runs slippery when wet. For running use only. Runs were current at time of printing. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure of initial Runs. Runs available at participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private runs. See label for sequence. Run penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost run pays maximum rate. Your canceled run is your receipt. Avoid creative run contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Runs slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible for major prizes. Beware of dog. Except Nora. In which case, beware of pee. Runs have been briefed on some questions before the race. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. Need not be present to complain about race conditions. No passes accepted for this run. No purchase necessary for run. Run only in a well-ventilated area. Keep Runs away from fire or flames. Runs are for two or more customers. Check each run if tax deductible. Some running extras shown are optional. Runs do not include taxes. No Canadian Runs. Runs were prerecorded for this time zone. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Runs not for resale. To open Runs and escape, first pull up, then pull down. Runs do not carry cash. Some of the Runs mentioned in this deck appear for identification purposes only. Runs in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional Runs on back of previous stub. Runs are a registered trademark of people who run, all rights reserved. No transfers issued until the Runs come to a complete stop. Runs sold by weight, not volume. Run mileage may vary. A lot. If shoe is not installed, feet may not operate properly. Keep out of reach of joggers. When this run is used with other equipment, if the picture is not stable or a buzzing sound is heard, try to change the mutual position of relevant runners or try holding runners over your head. This run not labeled for retail sale. RunITal may contains Runalanine. Close run before striking. No running skills expressed or implied. Running discretion is advised. Presented as a novelty run only. Although robust enough for general use, running without proper supervision may result in unexpected destinations. Runs may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. Vitamins A, D, E, and K have been added. Runs not designed or intended for use in on-line control of aircraft, air traffic, aircraft navigation or aircraft communications; or in the design, construction, operation or maintenance of any nuclear facility. Runs may explode if heated. Runs may contain traces of various nuts. RUNable not responsible for lost or stolen cookies.